Hank Watches Television 219 : The WTHAIW Network

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: November 11, 2009

by ComedyGeek
11-11-09
You're watching the What The Hell Am I Watching?? Network
The people have smelled the fiear! YOU MUST MOULT!
Never! Grotesque appreciation is only fermented by TIME AND LOVE!
Meanwhile....
Say, toots, how about my frenulum?
It is absurdly turgid and a place for lions to wheeze. Make my coffee.
As opposed to...
Metrosexuality is NO LONGER OPTIONAL.
I disregard your metaphors and instead shall hum show tunes with my orifice!