Hank Watches Television 236 : Revenge of Steve, Part IV

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: November 28, 2009

by ComedyGeek
11-28-09
So you don't have any superpowers?
That is correct.
I do. I have like, lots. Super strength, super speed, nigh-invulnerability, and I can lower your cell phone bill by as much as $20/month.
That's a superpower?
No, it's Verizon. They're a sponsor.
Nice to know you're keeping it pure.