Hank Watches Television 247 : Swallow Your Food

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: December 9, 2009

by ComedyGeek
12-09-09
Our guest tonight is Matt Resstag, founder of the Raw Food movement, and he has an announcement to make.
Yes. I'd like to announce the founding of the "Swallowed Food" movement. From now on, chewing your food is "out".
That's quite a radical step. What gave you the inspiration for this move?
Two weeks ago, I was chewing a handful of unprocessed granola when I realized.. "I'm processing my food right now!" And that's just WRONG.
Two weeks ago? And you're just announcing it now?
I just got out of the hospital for a completely unrelated case of esophogeal blockages and small intestine ruptures.