Hank Watches Television 251 : The Listen Line

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: December 13, 2009

by ComedyGeek
12-13-09
Hey ladies! Want to talk with a hot guy who can give you what you REALLY need?
You bet!
Then call the Listen Line, where a sexy man with a sexy voices will listen to you, sympathize without trying to solve the problem, and even trade dating horror stories with you!
OMG, wow! How do I do it?
Dial 1-900-GOOD-MEN and press 1 for the Listen Line! Do not press 2, as that will get you our hot gay chat line the Leather Stallions instead. What are you waiting for? Call now!
I'm gonna wait till I'm, um, alone.