Hank Watches Television 258 : Cocktails and Death

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: December 20, 2009

by ComedyGeek
12-20-09
S-s-so what's it like, b-being a ghost and all?
All and all, it's not too bad. Being dead relieves you of an awful lot of stress, and when I'm bored haunted the site of my horrible demise, I can visit Heaven.
Y-y-y-you can go to Heaven?
Sure, any time I want. But only as a visitor, so, no real privileges or anything. Not until I finish the Earthly business which binds me to this mortal realm.
W-w-what is that?
Heck if I know. I've got this glass...maybe I was looking for a cocktail? Hey, got any liquor on you? It's worth a shot!