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Post-Election Analysis Special!
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| First, the conservative. How was your campaign? | |
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| Great! I scared the people with imaginary threats to their material wealth and safetty from which only I could protect them. | |
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| Won by a landslide via dirty tricks, appealing to people's basest emotions, and demonizing my opponents shamelessly and without mercy. | |
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| Fantastic! And now, the liberal. How was your campaign? | |
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| Well, I spoke in broad platitudes that made folks feel like nice people without bothering them with a lot of complicated details and plans. | |
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