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| Well, I came in dead last, but that's OK because my ideals don't mean enough to me to risk even a moment of not looking like a nice guy. Plus, power scares me. | |
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| No doubt. Well, that's both sides, so this must be the end... wait wait... there's some other guy here... I'm told he's a.... mad rat? | |
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| That's "moderate". I asked people to think calmly about sensible and effective solutions to our problems based on what actually works. | |
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| Good lord. You lost me at "think". And how did that go? | |
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| I survived three assination attempts by the liberals and conservatives in order to come in dead last, right behind the "Name Every Baby Hitler" party. | |
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