Hank Watches Television 273 : Distal

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: January 7, 2010

by ComedyGeek
1-07-10
From the makers of EuroAir comes the ultimate in bottled water purity, Distal!
Icy mountain streams? Fine... if you don't mine drinkin FISH POOP. Only Distal is 100 percent H2O, nothing else!
So stop settling for "almost" pure, and drink Distal today. So pure you can almost taste it!
Great, now I'm going to be thinking about fish poop every time I go to the trough.