A Child Dis-oriented Comic

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 5, 2005

by Commander_t
3-05-05
Santa decided to start early this year...
Dude, were totally messing this up! What if the Christmas Police Come?!
Shut it retard!! Santa, despite being loaded on all the North Pole's booze, still knows what he's doing!
SANTA!!!
There'd be no Christmas this year...
Sweet God, what have you done to good ol' Saint Nick?!
You know it as well as me that he treated little people as slaves. Now I'm saying be free little person! Run like the wind... 'cause I just summoned SATAN CLAUS, AND HE EATS ELVES LIKE YOU!!