Mr. President Vs. Army Guy

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 5, 2005

by Commander_t
3-05-05
Sir, I'm sorry. It doesn't look like he'll make it.
Well, we have to inform his family. Who does he have?
The only family he has is his grandmother, sir.
Ok, I'm putting you in charge of that.
Later...
Ma'am. Your grandson has died in a freak military accident. The United States is sad for your loss.
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