Amish Meets Someone He Didn't Expect

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 5, 2005

by Commander_t
3-05-05
He traveled deep within the Devil's City...
Hello, I'm Amish. Would you like to convert?
Nno, maan. Ii'mm onn vikashen.
But my non-Amish brother, you must convert!! The Devil's City will eat you alive!!
Ii'll bee eetinn sumtin purtee sunn!
He would keep traveling, unsure of what he would find next...
Well, goodbye my non-Amish brother... may the Lord have mercy on your soul
Eeh, wuteeveer. Thir's mi nu girrlfrin. Ii o hur aboot twennie dolurz!