National Unity Second

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 7, 2005

by Commander_t
3-07-05
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the President of the United States...
Hello, I'm your president, Mr. President! With me now, to promote National Unity Second is my leading opponent, Mr. Senator!!
Hello, I'm a senator, Mr. Senator! Now, as you know, me and Mr. President have had our differences...
...but for National Unity Second, we have agreed to set aside our differences, and show our unity for the United States.
We now take you to regularly scheduled programming...
Aw, shut it Mr. Senator! National Unity Second was over ten seconds ago!!
Hey now!! That's not nice!