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| Hey, I'm Doctor Whatever here, to tell you about my new latest invention! | |
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| It's called the 'Whatever Religion'. Its brand spanking new at 39.95 starters fee, so act now!! That's right, an easy starter payment of 39.95! | |
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| All you have to do is call now! But there's more! If you call within the next five minutes you'll be registered to sell your soul! So hurry up! This is | |
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