Army Guy and the Afterlife

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 12, 2005

by Commander_t
3-12-05
Wut iiz goinn onn heer? Waa iiz al mi cuzenz heer?
Grandma's grandson, Army Guy died in a freak accident.
WUT?! Ii'mm aliiv en weel!
It must be hard for you. Army Guy... he was a nice man. He- *sob*
I noo yu! Yiir mi exx girrlfren! Ittz mi, Army Guy!! Eh, thit Gud guuy hez anither thin commin! Wint hev ene strinth fer hiimselff.
No, he's dead, and now I'm a nun. Only God can give me strength now.