Amish and His Horoscope...

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 18, 2005

by Commander_t
3-18-05
Hello Amish! What are you up to?
I'm trying to figure out a schedule for the day. I've just read my horoscope; it said I have to have a schedule of things.
Now Amish, you know, as a Christian, I do not believe in horoscopes.
But what if it said you'd be having a visit from a secret someone in your life...?
Dear Lord! Has he found out about me and Sister Rhoda?!
Hey, don't take it so hard Sister! I only joke! Haha!