Mr. President #23

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 25, 2005

by Commander_t
3-25-05
Mr. President gathered his best men to the White House...
Men, I've gathered you here today to help brainstorm on what to do about congress' refusal to help our cripples and retards-
Yeah, I heard they took an indefinite vacation.
That doesn't help us. Maybe, I could find some information on congress since I'm the head of a secret government agency?
...And maybe I could use my billions to run a smear campaign across the nation?
Maybe I could use my Hollywood connections to help stir up emotions?
Ok, gentlemen. It's settled. We'll use all the methods proposed and few other'secret' wepons!