A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: May 13, 2005

by Commander_t
5-13-05
At a press conference somwhere near the Middle of Nowhere...
Now, for the listening pleasure of the Poopaholics Anonymous, Middle of Nowhere Chapter, I give you: MR. PRESIDENT!!
HOLY CRAP!! WHY'D YOU GET ME THIS SPEAKING JOB?! I'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT BIG PILE OF-
Mr. President!! We're on live television!!
Whatever, I'm not going to talk about what I had for dinner to create such a monstrosity!
Hey, we had the same--OHSWEETLORD!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!