A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: May 14, 2005

by Commander_t
5-14-05
I'm glad you could come down to the farm, Mr. Governator.
It is good to be here! You don't know how crazy those politicians back west make me feel!
Simmer down there, Mr. Governator!
DO NOT TELL ME TO SIMMER DOWN! I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM THOSE GIRLY MEN ANYMORE!!
SWEET GOD! I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Must remain calm, Mr. Governator, must remain calm. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, because this book says so...