A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: May 16, 2005

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Somewhere... in a town near you...
AHH!!
Who are you?!
Hola!! I'm your president, Mr. President!! I'd like to talk to you about the American Political Landscape!
Don't try to fool me, you silly Jehova's Witness!! I'm keen to your game!
But I really am your president, Mr. President! Don't you ever watch the news?!