An Army Guy One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: May 16, 2005

by Commander_t
5-16-05
Somewhere... deep within a secret government research facility...
Army Guy, science says that, frankly, no one should be as retarded as you. Today, we'll prove those non-believers wrong!
OK! Litz git tu wurrk!
Stand clear... I give you... the Son of Army Guy!!
POPPA!!! Eeem eh beeg buuy!!
SWITT GUD!! ITZ HEADEUS!!