A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: June 2, 2005

by Commander_t
6-02-05
Somewhere, deep inside Suburbia...
Class, we have a very special guest here at St. Nicholas School. Give a hand for our president, Mr. President!!
Uh, thank you Sister Mary. It's great to be here to speak to your fine young...
Er, students about the American Political Process.
They're all retards. You didn't tell me this.
Well, I...
99% of politicians worship Satan anyway. I doubt they'd want to hear that.