Ripped From the Headlines: A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: September 3, 2005

by Commander_t
9-03-05
Son, I wanted you here to take a surprise trip with me. We're going to New Orleans!!!!
WOOHOO!! ALL THE HOOKERS AND BOOZE I CAN GET!!
'That's the spirit son!'
HERE WE ARE!!! NEW ORLEANS!!
Well, New Orleans seems to be a little wet for my tastes...
Later...
New Orleans sucks!! Son, you're the President of the United States, do something!!!
I ORDER THAT NEW ORLEANS STOP SUCKING OR I WILL HATE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!