A Mr. President Halloween One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 21, 2005

by Commander_t
10-21-05
Well, Mr. Press Secretary, its that time of year again: Halloween. Haha...! I get to scare kids again!
*sigh* No, sir, those teenage girls didn't enjoy that peepshow you gave them. Fortunately for you, we were able to keep it under wraps.
Ah, but what about that first Halloween?
*sigh* Threatening to nuke those kids that teepee'd the White House was not right, not after they were all children of foreign diplomats.
Well, none of that compares to this years plan! See that? Its toxic waste. This year, I'm creating an army of zombies.
*sigh* Sir, zombies aren't- AHHH!!!