Mr. President #37

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 21, 2005

by Commander_t
10-21-05
Later that night, at Kennedy Bar and Grill...
*sob* Why doesn't anybody like me?! I mean, I go around shaking babies and kissing hands...
Surr, wid el duh repek, eem druunk, en dun wen tuu heer diz enemur...!!
I thought my troubles couldn't get any worse!! *sob*
Bikk uup Miztur Prizidunt!! Em heer tu heelp yu!
Really? How?
Det giy een da niic suut sed tu poot dis pil en yur driink. I deed. Whoa Miztur Prizidunt, git ewe ferm der!!!