Experience In Certain Positions

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 24, 2005

by Commander_t
10-24-05
Let's get things straight: I'm straight. You can't have sex with me.
You can't be the captain by anal raping every alien being on the ship. You also can't be a captian just because you claim to be 'god of threeways'.
It's all in the guidebook 'Just Because You're a Space Captain in Training, That Doesn't Mean You Get Free Sex'.
Screw dis, I ned fruh sux!!