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| Let's get things straight: I'm straight. You can't have sex with me. | |
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| You can't be the captain by anal raping every alien being on the ship. You also can't be a captian just because you claim to be 'god of threeways'. | |
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| It's all in the guidebook 'Just Because You're a Space Captain in Training, That Doesn't Mean You Get Free Sex'. | |
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| Screw dis, I ned fruh sux!! | |
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