Abe Vigoda Tries to Make Life Easier

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 24, 2005

by Commander_t
10-24-05
A-Abe Vigoda? I heard... you make peoples lives easier. D-Do you think you can make mine easier by making me... beautiful for the first time?
Well, I am Abe Vigoda, and I do make life easier for people...
But there's simply no hope for you. Why, haven't you taken a good look at yourself in the mirror lately? I'd have to be God to fix that!
*sob*
The best thing for you would be to die. ...I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier.