A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 30, 2005

by Commander_t
10-30-05
AHHH!!!! WHO IS THIS WOMAN?!
She's your wife, son. We married you up all legal and everything! Go make babies so we can control the Earth!!
Do I have too? She seems... well, you know...
I don't like this anymore than you do; but your father is paying me very well, because no one else will. Come on, I promise I wont hurt you...