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At a press conference outside the White House...
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| Hello everyone. Apparently out pf all the candidates chosen, this woman here was selected to be my... erm... lovely... wife. So without further ado, Mrs. Mr. President. | |
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| Hello everyone. Thank you for accepting me as the only viable wife of Mr. President. Now, onto my agenda... | |
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| First: TAKE OUT THE FREAKING GARBAGE!! SECOND, QUIT SUCKING YOUR THUMB WHILE SLEEPING!! THIRD, LIFT THE TOILET SEAT UP FOR YOUR FATHER'S SAKE!! | |
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