An Army Guy One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: May 22, 2006

by Commander_t
5-22-06
EHHH!!!
...dear god... Army Guy, what is it? *sigh*
Itz Miztur Prizidunt Miztur Prizidunt! Heez ginnuh maak mi lurn inglesh!!
I know, I know. I am the president after all. But you know what Army Guy? Retards can't learn. Just go home and put some tinfoil on your head and we wont come after you.
Gud Miztur Prizidunt!! Yur ah Ginyus!!! Thenc yu!!
Retard.