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Deep in the trenches of the American Food Market Bacon and Dolphin battle to the death each battling to bring you quality food products made from their dead and mutilated bodies
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while still being able to give you 100% nutrition to go aboout your day perhaps fending off that carrot about to slice your leg off or that rabid burrito about to give you an STD
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but let it be known that you the american consumer are made safe with the deaths of millions of pigs and dolphins yearly for if their populations grew out of control the apocalypse would be on us all.
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