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| MR. PRESIDENT! MR. PRESIDENT! IS IT TRUE ABOUT THE RUMORS? | |
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| Yes, yes... now quit screaming. It is true: we've finally been able to extract Michael Jackson from the Lincoln Bedroom. Last time, if you remember, he was in there only a few months... | |
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| ... but this... _this_ is going to be bad. I'd run away, as Michael will probably find a loophole in all this then come after me with a dozen sailors and a ton of lubricant... RUN AWAY!!! | |
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