Survival of the Fittest

Author: Commander_t

Date: June 14, 2006

by Commander_t
6-14-06
*chirp*
Yes, yes grasshopper, I shall teach you the ways I was taught to survive 'Nam.
*chirp*
Don't be so impatient. First, get into the fetus position. Second, ram your curled up fist into a ball. Third, ram it up your ass.
*chirp chirp chirp!!!!*
Fourth and most importantly, scream: 'I'M A HAPPY LITTLE GERBIL!' over and over while anally eating your own fist. Survival, it's tough man.