The Can Man Can

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 27, 2009

by Commander_t
10-27-09
Wh-what is this place? You're not Confucius-!
I'm not the one that's confused, pal. Take a look around you? What is this place?
Oh, uh, I know! That mountain! That's my home! There's Pedro my neighbor! Wait! What's he doing to my wife? NO!! Oh no, no, no!!
Trouble in paradise, eh? Look at me. I'm a man in a can with no worries around me. I'm a man with a plan.
My plans always work! Stop drop and roll! Or are you still confused?!