The Can Man Can

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 29, 2009

by Commander_t
10-29-09
I gotta take out the trash.
Hold up there, super Mario. You can't throw me away. I'm the Can Man, the man in the can. You're like Wario. You're evil, crazy and hopped up on the crack.
Firstly, I'm wearing my overalls today, I don't have crack issues. Secondly, my name isn't Mario, it's Melvin. Thirdly, you're the crazy, sittin in the trash can.
Dude, that's crazy talk.
No, that's not. You obviously haven't seen me on crack. I make crazy look sane.