Division of Ironic Punishment

Author: ConservativeNudist

Date: January 18, 2005

Alright. Name and occupation?
Bernard Jones. Game tester. Will this take long? I've got EverQuest on pause.
I don't know how to break this to you, but you're dead. This is the blazing abyss of forsaken souls.
Holy crap. So what kind of punishment do you think's appropriate for a computer junkie like myself?
Oh, you ARE cruel.