Better to Have Loved & Lost Pt. III

Author: ConservativeNudist

Date: July 22, 2005

How's the dating scene going, Big D?
(Sigh) Not as well as I might've liked. I've been dating a string of babes, but they're all complete airheads. They just don't GET me, y'know?
Death, there's more to a woman than a pair of knockers. If it's a meaningful relationship you want, try to look past her appearance and focus on her inner beauty.
Date ugly chicks? I won't hear a bar of it.
Trust me. I lowered my standards as far as they could go, and now I pull 'em hard & fast.
That is not a compelling argument.