OOPS GOD

Author: Conster1974

Date: September 26, 2008

by Conster1974
9-26-08
A politically correct Jesus...
Santa, you need to lose weight, you're too fat and your setting a bad example for children everywhere!
I cant help it if your mad because they are now calling Christmas "Winter Break"..... I get stressed out alot and I pig out on milk and cookies....
Father Mike, how many times do I have to spell it out? My name is Jesus Christ...
Sorry, but chaplains are not legally allowed to talk about you in public anymore.... it offends people.
Let me guess... I must have misplaced the birth certificate?
I think it's time for an 11th commandment...