An Introduction To Sir Benga

Author: Contraband

Date: February 21, 2002

by Contraband
2-21-02
Sir Benga seeks John The Professor's help
Greetings. I am Sir Benga. I exist as one entity with the soul of two people.
Hi. They call me The Professor because I lay down the info for you.
I've come to seek your help. I wish to extract my other half into another body.
This is somewhat of an inside joke.
They call me the Professor, not God.