Professor John Goes To Jail

Author: Contraband

Date: February 22, 2002

by Contraband
2-22-02
Professor John gets arrested for free thinking
Have they fed you yet?
No, actually, I haven't had anything to eat all day
Here, have some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. HEY GUARDS! GET THIS KID SOME SUGAR!!!!
Sugar on Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I'd better tell this guy not to bother.
So, ever kill anybody?
On second thought.....