Professor John: Socialization

Author: Contraband

Date: February 22, 2002

by Contraband
2-22-02
Professor John is stuck in jail
So what's your name kid?
John. They call me "The Professor", or sometimes just Doc, like in Back To The Future. What's yours?
They call me Stan, after the ultimate in evil.
Uhh, I think you mean Satan.
No, Stan's your cellmate. They have to keep a muzzle on him because he eats human flesh.
Do you know where I can get a new lab coat? I just ruined mine.