Introducing Dan The Man

Author: Contraband

Date: February 23, 2002

by Contraband
2-23-02
Dan The Man comes over to hang out with the rest of The Crew
Hey Dan, why so glum?
Dion's calling me a jackass. I feel like I offended him.
Don't worry about it, Dion does that all the time when you say something he doesn't understand. It's impossible to offend Dion, well, unless you said Pearl Jam had no talent.
All I said was that 311 has a better live show than Pearl Jam.
Yeah, you're a dead man. Has he started throwing things at you?
So that's what that was. I was wondering where those pens were coming from.