Sir Benga & Curt Magurt: Instant Lottery

Author: Contraband

Date: May 24, 2002

by Contraband
5-24-02
Hey! I finally won $40 in an instant lottery ticket! See how much this pays off?
Yeah, but you've been buying those things everyday for a year. You've spent $365+ to win $40.
Yeah! But with that $40 I can buy 40 more tickets, and I could win up to $1,000!!! That's 1,000 tickets I could buy with it!
Yeah! And if each one of those is worth a $1,000, that would be $1,000,000!!!! Think about how man tickets you could buy with that!!!
Wow, you just blew my mind.
Even the gentlest wind would blow your mind Sir Benga