All comics by Controleuse

 

Straight from the top of the can.... by Controleuse 1-11-01
Just hanging out... hey, have you ever wondered why we have ring-pulls for hands?	ring? pull?	I think we came at this from the wrong angle... yeah, that was two perfectly good dirty jokes gone to waste.

 

Dress Ups? by Controleuse 1-11-01
Saturday night at Dave's Hey Pete! Ummm...... Hey Dave, can I dump this saddle in the hall? Err....	You know, the theme for the party was "Cogs and Engines"......	Oh. Shit.

 

DIY by Controleuse 1-11-01
I had a bit of an accident..... I told you to let me do the renovating! You know you're no good at this Do-It-Yourself stuff!	A bit of help would be nice I just don't know what to do with you, you're so clumsy!	I'm bleeding here Shit, I hope he can't see that I just glued my hand to my chin....

 

Good taste is crucial by Controleuse 1-11-01
Hey, what's up with the knife in your leg? I just bought the new Marilyn Manson CD	So you listened to the album, and the powerful music and profoundly nihilistic lyrics have inspired you into self-mutilation?	No, I'm stabbing myself because I was stupid enough to pay good money for that piece of crap!

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