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by Coolancs
8-31-07
Life and Science Show
Hi everybody in L&S Show. Today, with this special microphone, we can hear the thoughs of a toilet.
What an exciting moment....
....
Fuck! I'am just a goddamn toilet what I am supposed to thinking about?

 

by Coolancs
8-31-07
At an execution...
What is your last wish?
Don't kill me!
Fuck! I hate when they doing this.

 

by Coolancs
9-01-07
Hello, right arm of George?! Where are the other part of George??
He had an accident, and his arm must be amputated. And I was thinking about, that it is so unfair, why should they throw me in a dustbin, why me? Why not the other parts of George...
...and than, I gave some extra money to the doctor, and now I'am here, and George is in a dustbin. Great, huh?

 

Sorry, Mrs.Johnson, we had to arrest your son. He was smoking weed, and... uhm... and he also smoked his grandma...
Come on, officer! Don't be so strict! It's not that big deal. Who haven't smoked her granny as a teenager?
by Coolancs, 9-01-07

 

Dad, all the news are about the vicitms of the bird flu. Why are we still eating so much chicken?
Because it's cheaper now.
by Coolancs, 9-01-07

 

by Coolancs
9-01-07
The end of the world...
So this is the end of the world. I am the last man, you are the last woman...
...and I always wanted to tell you something... I think it's high time to do it....
....I'm gay

 

by Coolancs
9-02-07
You are very suspicious to me. You are going to do something bad, I'm sure about it.
moo....
I will keep my eyes on you.
moo....
Fuck! I have a plan to rule the world, and you won't stop me, you fat bald idiot.

 

by Coolancs
9-03-07
He is the Black Knight... (I konow he isn't black, but at least a knight)
Non shall pass.
...
Did somebody said "nun shall pass"?

 

by Coolancs
9-03-07
Huh!
Stop pointing at me, or I will point at you!
Don't even try! My eyes on you, bastard!

 

by Coolancs
9-03-07
I will rule the WORD
You mean the WORLD.
No, I Mean I will rule the WORD and EXCEL and POWER POINT and ...
Bill, you've gone totaly crazy, because of too much computering.
... I will have a company, I will name it after my cat, she baecame so SOFT, after she has been exploded in the MICROwave-oven. yeah great Microsoft, and and windows and...

 

by Coolancs
9-04-07
Optimistic vs. Pessimistic
C'mon. You have ti come to this party. What the worst thing, that can happend to you? At the most they will laughing at you, because of your dancing...
You have such a poor imagination. did you know that?

 

by Coolancs
9-05-07
Fuck, man! You almost scared me to death.
I don't want to be a smartass, but, at first you are already dead, and at second, you are a goddamn ghost, I supposed to be scared of you.

 

by Coolancs
9-07-07
Hi sweetie, I have a surprise for you, we will go somewhere to eat...
... I know a very good piece of brown shit near.
hmm.. it sounds great

 

by Coolancs
9-28-07
...and Adam was reealy horny, and than he "met" the bear...
... and than Adam made the monkey.
Oh, fuck, i hope nobody have seen this....

 

by Coolancs
9-28-07
And God created the first man, Adam, and Adam was so alone, that God created two boobs. And Adam wasn't alone than. God saw that is good, so he went to have a rest...
...an while God was sleeping, the Devil did terible things. He attached legs, arms and a head to the boobs. He did the most evil thing in the world. He created the woman.

 

So, it's high time we started populate the Earth.
Oh, It wont work today, I have a terrible headache...
by Coolancs, 9-28-07

 

by Coolancs
11-13-07
I have a good, and a bad news for you.
The good one is that my mom wasn't murdered by a maniac yesterday.
And the bad one, is that your mom was.

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