All comics by Corndog

 

by Corndog
9-06-03
My first comic. Behold the majesty.
I am Robo, this is Corndog, my friend. Welcome him!
Yes I am Corndog. I will make comics. Some may freak you out. Some won't.
This is retarded.
Shut up you whore. I'm new remember?
Whore is my word!
...Can I borrow it?

 

by Corndog
9-06-03
My first series: Jerry The Skeleton and his Mis Matched Adventures!
Woof.
Oh look. Its a dog on a ball.
Observe his wit and social intelligence!
Woof.
To think, people pay money to see this crap?
As well as a thrill seeker attitude!
Woof.
I'm gonna go find a crack-headed political activist to observe...

 

by Corndog
9-08-03
Jerry The Skeleton Meets a Liberal
So, what are you protesting?
I'm protesting excess talking, as it is a threat to our Mother Earth, plus I MUST HAVE MY WAY.
Jerry The Skeleton Meets a Conservative
So, How does approving the PATRIOT Act make government smaller, which is your party's philosophy?
Um...Um...because all Democrats are terrorist traitors? And I NEED TO HAVE MY WAY.
Finding everything too topsy turvy, Jerry goes to his creator for answers.
Corndog, why is your political viewpoint so fucked up?
Because Ice cream has no bones.

 

by Corndog
9-12-03
Jerry meets a robot.
Oh, so your one of those robot things I've heard so much about.
Yes. I am a superior being you dead piece of animal fuck. I am the bestest being ever!
INSERT WITTY BANTER
You sure have a superiority complex. So, whats it like being a robot?
Well, our cities are much more organized, we are far more efficient than humans(or dead ones), and we can kick ass really easily.
Robots AREN'T the best at everything, we guess.
Ah. So, you guys must have really advanced porno with all those other advancements.
What is this....porn?

 

by Corndog
9-12-03
Jerry meets some squirrel on his reporting beat.
Hello folks. Jerry here, speaking with a squirrel. So Mr. Squirrel, whats it like being a small, defenseless hyperactive fucker like yourself?
Chitter chitter chitter.
Jerry notices that SQUIRRELS DONT TALK
Not talking eh? Come on, don't be shy. (Wow, I'm quitting this job as soon as this ends.)
?
Jerry's Revenge
Look you mother fucking nut eater. You wouldn't talk, so Fox made up some charges about some tax evasion and now you're going to jail.
Fuck you asshole.

 

by Corndog
9-12-03
Jerry decides to make a survey
So how badly do you hate simple plan?
Enough to make me destroy the planet they're from.
Jerry meets some hostile charcters...
How much do YOU hate Simple Plan?
Enough that if you day that name again your gonna fucking die.
Simple----ARGH
Jerry is dead.
Rejoice.

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