Jerry Meets a Squirrel...?

Author: Corndog

Date: September 12, 2003

by Corndog
9-12-03
Jerry meets some squirrel on his reporting beat.
Hello folks. Jerry here, speaking with a squirrel. So Mr. Squirrel, whats it like being a small, defenseless hyperactive fucker like yourself?
Chitter chitter chitter.
Jerry notices that SQUIRRELS DONT TALK
Not talking eh? Come on, don't be shy. (Wow, I'm quitting this job as soon as this ends.)
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Jerry's Revenge
Look you mother fucking nut eater. You wouldn't talk, so Fox made up some charges about some tax evasion and now you're going to jail.
Fuck you asshole.