BLIND DATE

Author: Couky

Date: March 29, 2002

by Couky
3-29-02
SPEEDY CHECKS HIS REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR BEFORE HIS BIG BLIND DATE WITH JANE.
DAMN I'M LOOKIN' GOOD! I JUST GOTTA HIDE MY SWEATY PITS!
HE ARRIVES AT THE ADDRESS THAT HIS FRIENDS WROTE OUT FOR HIM AND IS BROUGHT INTO THE HOUSE BY A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
YOU MUST BE JANE, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOU...
NO, JANE IS MY SISTER, SHES IN HER ROOM, GO ON UP!
UPON MEETING THE REAL JANE, SPEEDY IS A BIT SET BACK, BUT HE DOESN'T GET DISCOURAGED.
SO... YOU WANNA DO IT?
WITH YOU? UGH! NO WAY! I SEE ALL THAT GROSS PIT SWEAT YOU ARE TRYING TO COVERING UP! AND ARE YOU DROOLING?