FTC #34

Author: CowTipper

Date: May 7, 2004

by CowTipper
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback* ... *End flashback*
You know what? Ask your father.