A Healthy Announcement

Author: CrackedSyphon

Date: June 8, 2003

by CrackedSyphon
6-08-03
Fucking SHIT! My hand!!
Feeble Monkey! I warned You about the dreaded disease, didn't I!?
The dreaded Disease....CROTCH ROT
The only skin condition caused from dirty moist hands, when placed on the genitals, capable of spreading up the arm, and through important organs
The More You Know------*
So remember kids, always make sure your hands are clean and dry; before, after, during, and when thinking about Masturbation.
Take it from Balding Monkey here, and your old pal, CrotchBot.