All comics by CrawlingChaosChristi

 

it's not much of a start, but I had a swollen throat by CrawlingChaosChristi 4-21-03
so, I heard you quit smoking... ah, well...	well...don't you guys eat garbage when spring rolls around? french fries	well, don't spill coffee on yourself and sue the company don't you guys hang around with all the employees socially and that's why you promote fast food?

 

one thought on conflicts by CrawlingChaosChristi 4-29-03
in any disaster the thing speaks for itself	there will be destruction and casualties ...that in any war	we are here to liberate you you know there will be rulers and governed, take it as you will

 

incoherent, 1 by CrawlingChaosChristi 4-29-03
legal crap? BUNDLE SLIPS! damn legal registrations..each month...it costs me more and more money to register my car!	crap for breakfast? ...WITH BUNDLE SLIPS! I must drink orange juice, must get up at five in the morning, sand furniture	fried crap or broiled crap? THEY COME IN BUNDLES!! Well, at least the weather is decent despite the dust in here...

 

Lee remembers 1995 by CrawlingChaosChristi 4-29-03
I'm feeling nostalgic today... Deadhead?	nah, that George Carlin thing up in Presque Isle so long ago... a spiritual experience I know...	another has different thoughts on the 1995 comedy event... ....I went up to a place, In maine, that grows potatoes and dissed "Famous...Po..Ta..Toes" and I thought I was the blasphemous old one...maybe it was that Kevin Smith movie you did about devouring Cleveland...or was that Burbank...I forget...so many alternate realities

 

Untitled by CrawlingChaosChristi 4-29-03
as above bud...	so below wei...	and the result is money spend and some poor guy with a hangover alone or in bed with someone...the magick words spoken by the profits ser... Lo and behold, another modern 2000s multiethnicspecies beer commercial for the holidays...blessed be, or blessed beer

 

Untitled by CrawlingChaosChristi 5-01-03
you know, I'm going to miss all the spams on aol... well, now how's that work...? they're putting them on call y'now, in their place	...I mean, people getting their lives back together, able to get their regular lives, read their real mail, deal with virsuses more safely... well, you know, they made things more interesting...Viagra ads, how to make your penis grow ten times larger, cheap insurace, Asian whores...you name it...	what was that junk mail you got with the cowboy and baseball player from America? I don't know...you know how that American junk mail is...all fake, and overstated and just plain samsara...like those macho men y'know

 

Untitled by CrawlingChaosChristi 5-01-03
I'm down in the dumps, suicidal, you know how that works... Well, you can always flip out and really do those evil things you think...	I think I'll just sit back here and watch the world go by indifferently and stare threateningly... Ni!!! Ni!!!! Ni!!!!!	Can you give me a reason for getting out of the trash here, it's all I know... ...because there are other things to know besides trash?

 

kaddish by CrawlingChaosChristi 5-01-03
did you see that? the episode of Star Trek with Roswell? No...	no, what's it like growing up Catholic? Confess your sins or I shoot...	...ok, never mind ...now, remember the Spanish Inquisition, don't make me resort to the Comfy Chair!

 

that old joke by CrawlingChaosChristi 5-01-03
Dee and Jon, a sample conversation... YES!!!! THESE STAIRS...WHAT ARE THEY FOR????	THEY GO UP, AND THEY GO DOWN... WHY?????	and so it ends...meaningless as it began BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT STAIRS DO...THEY GO UP AND THEY GO DOWN... KFC!?!?!?!?!?

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